The Gruesome

Working at the gym provides for many unique
observational opportunities.
-Seperating the heel strikers from the toe strikers-
-Internally lauging at people as they weigh themselves after ten
minutes of biking, lifting, or jogging...thinking they've already
reaped the fruits of their exercise labor-
-Comparing faces. The expressions people wear say everything
about how their workout is going. The Best, are the guys who lift
way more than they should, and within ten seconds their whole face
contorts in a disgusting, yet slightly inspirational manner-
(This one guy inparticular...his face gets fireball red near the
end of his first set, and his beady eyes shut tight,
as if they're in danger of popping out
because he's squeezing so hard.
Sounds as if he's giving birth no?

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